Life Gone Wild

3 Bums…

3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in and asked for a fork.The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender...

7AM

Three men talking in a retirement home, complaining. "I wish I was able to pee without pain," says the first old man.

"Quit whining," shouts the second man. "I'm so constipated I never have a...